Zombie Attack Survival Guide

Its going to happen and believers no it. Does any one else have any zombie survival plans like me ? any suggestions i cant get a gun im 12 whats the best weapon.?

Don’t listen to all those naysayers out there. They’ll be the first ones to get eaten. Here are some links…

http://www.ready.gov is run by the Department of Homeland Security. It is not specifically zombie related, but offers advice on general prepareness for various disasters.

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com is good

http://zombiehunters.org/ is handy too, especially the forums at http://zombiehunters.org/forum/

As for weapons, your most valuable weapon may be your size. A 12 year old can fit into tight spaces and hide easier than an adult. Other than that, just let me say that blades don’t run out of ammo like guns do.

If you can, also try to track down The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/. Brooks is the leading expert in the history of undead uprisings. His advice may very well save your life, and the book is available in a fairly inexpensive paperback.

I’ve been reading about all these people getting zombie survival kits on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), and I want to buy one. The one with a few pieces of candy (or Sour Patch Kids), a Zombie Survival book, and maybe a small weapon? Nothing that could actually harm anything, just like a Nerf gun or something. I’m getting a gift together for my boyfriend.
Thanks!

I can make you a real one. Just specify a price range and if you can legally own a firearm or not.

Like it’s seems like the whole Solanum or what ever is believe able and all but not at the same time. Is the whole zombie thing real or not? I looked at the genera of it and it didn’t say fiction. Also are all the ‘recorded zombie attacks’ real or not?

I don’t think zombies exist. At the same time some of the check out clerks at my local grocery store….

Take a closer look at your book. It is listed as Humor.

This is for a portable Survival Kit, not a list of stuff you’d have in your bunker.
I’m making mine this weekend and I’m trying to see if there’s anything I forgot.
Ibhietala – I figured i’d have one in a pack in the house and one for the car – because in all honesty, I doubt i’d be able to get very far in a car (I live in the middle of the city of Los Angeles). And that way if I do manage to get into my car and actually get out alive, i’d have double the supplies (the pack I grabbed from my house as well as the pack I had in the car).

Bandanas. They can be used as bandages, napkins, halter tops, whatever.
3/8" solid braid nylon rope. Just strong enough to hold my weight, but light enough to be useful for other things too.
Iodine tablets for water purification. Can also be mixed extra-strong for disinfecting injuries.
Salt. Repels voodoo zombies.
Knife.
Hatchet.
Sharpening stone.
50′ 1/16" stainless steel cable. Tripwires, animal snares, etc.
A box or two of ammo for my pistol (which stays on my hip, not in the container)

My survival kit container is a 1987 Jeep Wrangler with the straight-six engine, a hard top, an extra spare tire, and four 5-gal. fuel cans tucked in the back.

This may seem like a really dumb question, but i’m reading the "Zombie Survival Guide" and it has dates of actual zombie attacks, so im wondering, is it just made up or is it real?
Of course, but when i first bought it, i thought "this will be good for a few laughs" but when you read it, this guy goes so in depth with it, its hard not to think theres a little truth in it.

oh man, I love that book! I bought it to leave out on the coffee table – its always great for a reaction. Even more so now that my sister’s dog chewed on the cover a little.

Seriously though – its just for chuckles and giggles. All dates, etc. are totally fictional. If I hadn’t lent the book to someone recently I’d look but I think there’s a disclaimer of sorts in there. I think the closest reality ever got was the Great Influenza epidemic in 1918.

I think its about time we all shared some survival techniques incase of some zombie attack. I would suggest leaving the last bullet for your self to ease the pain and so you yourself don’t turn into a zombie. or loot a tank and go on a killing spree.

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"3 steps to surviving infestation"

Will they work together against mankind in the coming Biblically predicted Zombie Apocalypse?
Or are either of the undead independent agents under no higher powers control?
Re read Revelation Gezo.
or should I say read it for the 1st time.
I’m not going to give you Chapter and verse.You should read from the beginning to the end and see all those other things you missed while cherry picking. The dead rising from their graves and walking the earth is right in there.
So read it after you finish reporting yourself.

Well. see, it depends on the kind of zombies and vampires
Zombies are most likely not the risen dead, more likely the result of science. therefore they would probably not work for any deity or demon
Vampires however typically are satanic. they would work for satan. however, there are probably free minded vamps out there that work for themselves.

I dont see a biblical zombie apocalypse coming, or a vamp apocalypse for that matter. if its a apocalypse that does revolve around the bible, then it will most likely be demons that come for our souls.

the undead would include vampires, ghouls, banshees, skeleton armies, mummies and no, a werewolf is not an undead for it is a beast.. and a zombie is part of the hordes of the undead..

If someone is considered deceased but still alive and animate ( a vampire) do they still have to pay taxes?

Tough one… maybe, but I doubt they have the BRAINSSSSSS to do it! Ha! Oh my god that was the funniest thing I’ve thought of all night!

Since Undead Skull Archfiend needs two non-tuner zombie monsters to summon it, I wanted to know if there are any good Level 1 or 2 zombie monsters. Some might come in Ancient Prophecy, but I wanted to know if there are any now?

There’s a ton of good zombies out now. Other than plaguespreader, the tuner, there’s vampire cards, mummies, etc.

Sorry I can’t be of more help. Good luck, and Happy Dueling! ^_^