Zombie Attack Survival Guide

We’re back with another tip that might just save your life! Don’t try this at home

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We’re back with another tip that might just save your life! You are not Bruce Campbell

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Headless is not harmless

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We’re back with another tip that might just save your life! Explosives are bad

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This is based on an idea that I had after seeing the IFRC’s Influenza Pandemic video. It combines the original audio from that video (and some of my own audio) with images from the trailer for the book “The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks” by Max Brooks. The original videos that spawned this idea are linked below. Created by Nathan Morse

IRFC’s Influenza Pandemic Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A4VIKpGS4&

“The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks” Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXXxk5be4ns

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Disclamer: this is a non fiction book.

I have uploaded this so that you guys can listen so something interesting i will TRY to answer any questions about the book, about zombies or anything like that. it would be better to send messages rather that commants because i will answer messages for sure. i will keep stupid and insulting comments on the video for your entertainment. enjoy!

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i want to put flash games and movies from sites like newgrounds and armorgames using my computer.Here are some examples of the flash games i want to put in my psp but i don’t know how:(teach me the proper way of how to do it cause some can just fuck up my psp)

the last stand & 2
insurgo
canyon defense
death row
balloon invasion
age of war
gangsta bean
punk-o-matic
zombie survival quiz
Achilles
ray part 1 & 2
black sheep acres
stormwinds & 1.5
pimp’s quest
newgrounds rumble
QOTLD:zombie analyzer
random defense
sonny ….etc.

Try this. Visit the site for a much better view. Goodluck!

Turn on your computer and open your Internet browser (e.g. Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, etc.).
Go to the website with the game you want.
Go to File and then Save Page As after it has loaded.
Go to My Documents and find a folder with the name of the website you went on.
Look for file with an "swf" extension, rename it the title of the game, and delete all other irrelevant files. Right-click and press Copy.
Connect your PSP to your PC, go to Settings and go on USB Connection
Close My Documents and then go on My Computer.
Click on "Removable Disc (E:)", where "E:" is your first available drive letter.
Click on the Games Folder. Note: If you can’t see that folder, create one. Right-click and press "Paste".
Open the Internet browser and type in the game title.
Close "My Computer", disconnect the USB cable, and have fun!
For more in depth steps try the following
How to put flash games on your PSP
If you want to play Flash games on your PSP but are not sure how to get started you are in the right place. Below you will find instructions on enabling your Flash Player and places to get some free games. Once you go through these steps once it will be a snap to get Flash games to play on your PSP.
Firmware 2.70 or later
The Flash Player for the PSP is included with PSP Firmware 2.70 or later. To find out what version you have go here – http://www.us.playstation.com/Support/PSP/Hardware/s_psp_hs_SC.html
If the System Software Version says 2.70 or higher then you are ready to continue to the next section. If not then you will need to upgrade to a later version by going here – http://www.us.playstation.com/PSP/Downloads/SystemUpdate
Internet Connection – At least one time
You need to enable the Flash Player on the PSP. In order to enable the flash player you will need to be connected to the internet at least one time. If you don’t have your own WiFi router then you can try to find an open one near you. The best places to try are High Schools, Colleges/Universities, and some restaurants, like McDonald’s. Starbuck’s may work but you might have to pay a few bucks to get enough time to connect to enable the Flash Player.
Here are the official instructions on connecting to the internet with your PSP – http://www.us.playstation.com/Support/PSP/WebBrowser/default.html
Enable Flash Player – One time
Once you have access to a WiFi connection you will need to enable the Flash Player. You can go here for the full instructions -http://www.us.playstation.com/Support/PSP/WebBrowser/s_psp_wb_fl.html
Getting Flash Games
The PSP has quite a few limitation when it comes to Flash content. This means that not every game you can play on your PC will work on your PSP. Some .swf files are simply too big for the PSP to load. Others may require too much CPU speed in order to run smoothly, or at all. And others may simply require buttons or keys that the PSP does not have, like the Space bar.
So now you just need to go and get some Flash games. There are a bunch of ways to do so. But assuming you want the easiest solution I suggest you go to http://www.psponme.com/. This site has a bunch of games that should work on the PSP and some detailed instructions on how to download them straight from the site either using just your PSP (WiFi connected) or using your PC (Use PC first and then transfer the files to yoru PSP via USB or directly to Memory Stick). Another site that has some games made specificaly for the PSP and a forum where you can get some more useful information is http://www.pspflashgaming.com.

NOTE THIS IS GOING TO TAKE AN HOUR+ TO FINISH. IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE TIME, DON’T EVEN BOTHER TAKING IT.
I SUGGEST YOU COPY MY QUESTIONS INTO NOTEPAD, THEN ANSWER THEM IN NOTEPAD, AND THEN POST IT.
(SOME QUESTIONS ARE MULTIPLE CHOICES, SOME QUESTIONS ARE NO BEST ANSWERS BUT PERSONAL PREFERENCESS)

Gender?

Age?

Body size? SKinny, flabby, average, chubby, big, buff (buff people 3-4% body fat)

You hear about the zombie outbreak, what do you do with your hairstyle?

Do you know how to fight?

Do you own a gun?

If so, are you able to get it within 10 seconds?

Do you own a weapon somehow? (axe, knife, crowbar)

Is your weapon less than 100 feet of where you are?

Do you know how to cook?

Do you know how to make fire out of nothing but sticks?

You live in the east, the infection has spread through the west, what are you doing at the moment?

The infection reaches the mid-west, where do you go? what do you do?

You got 8 people in your house (including you), who are the 7 people? gender, name, age, and 2 things each they can do
that might help you in your zombie survival.

Infection is everywhere, would you go to a military base and seek refuge? or stay in your house with your friends
and survive together?

Do you even know what raid is? and how to raid?

What stores would you raid? name 6.

You have 4 weapons you carry evertime you raid, what are they?

There was a fierce battle on a roof, you saw one of your friends 16 feet on the ground with blood, what do you do?
A)Leave him/her he/she is dead.
B)Cry like a baby.
C)Check his body get his guns and stuff.
D)Your own choice.

One of your friends, girl/guy is there with you, you have had feelings for him/her for a very long time, and you got the idea
of making babies, what do you do?

Last night the zombies attacked, 4 of your friends died execpt for you, your gf, your best friend, and your best friend’s gf. Your gf is bitten, she has 24 hours
before she turns into a zombie. But a rescue helicopter came in from a rescue they did 15 minutes ago, they have room for 2 more people, and they are going to cure her.
You have no choice but to let your gf go with them, will you go also? or let your best friends gf go? and both of you and your best friend, will have to
go through tough times?

Helicopter guy says, we can’t comeback for you, the base will not allow anymore civilian rescues on high infected areas, you have 10 seconds left, what do
you say to your gf?

After 2 hours walking back to your base, you find your best friend on the rooftop of your base crying like a baby, you give him something to drink and some
cigars, what do you say?

You and your best friend agreed that your base is no longer capable of providing any defense, so by tomorrow you guys must leave. You guys decide to head
north, where the helicopter went, you and your best friend find 30 survivors, do you stay with them in the new found town? or keep going north?

5 years has passed, what now of you? (explain in a paragraph)
HERE IS MINES:

I SUGGEST YOU COPY MY QUESTIONS INTO NOTEPAD, THEN ANSWER THEM IN NOTEPAD, AND THEN POST IT.
(SOME QUESTIONS ARE MULTIPLE CHOICES, SOME QUESTIONS ARE NO BEST ANSWERS BUT PERSONAL PREFERENCESS)

Gender? male

Age? under 30

Body size? big

You hear about the zombie outbreak, what do you do with your hairstyle?

Do you know how to fight? yes, i go to a fighting club, most of our rounds last 3 minutes (3 minutes of fighting=20 minutes of running),
i once lasted 30 minutes of straight fighting and still won, the trick is to breath.

Do you own a gun? I wish, but i don’t think the police would want me to own a gun

If so, are you able to get it within 10 seconds? nope

Do you own a weapon somehow? axe, crowbar, kitchen knife

Is your weapon less than 100 feet of where you are? yes, i sleep with a kitchen knife :p

Do you know how to cook? yes, im an amateur chef

Do you know how to make fire out of nothing but sticks? yes, i learned it from survivi
and umm you can find my answer on my page, or email me or say something so i can send you my answers :p
Hey! it took me 2 hours to make this!, this is my zombie test/story version 2.

I did it on some other website, and 50 people actually did it so yeah give me some credit :p

Gender? female

Age? 22

Body size? big

You hear about the zombie outbreak, what do you do with your hairstyle? leave it the way it is (leave it down or in a ponytail)

Do you know how to fight? no

Do you own a gun? no, but i wish i did

If so, are you able to get it within 10 seconds? n/a

Do you own a weapon somehow? yeah , i own several knifes, exacto blades and straight edge razor blades

Is your weapon less than 100 feet of where you are? yes

Do you know how to cook? no

Do you know how to make fire out of nothing but sticks? no

You live in the east, the infection has spread through the west, what are you doing at the moment? sit here and wait happily to die

The infection reaches the mid-west, where do you go? what do you do? i stay home drink a few beers and wait for the infection to consume me

You got 8 people in your house, who are the 7 people?gender, name, age, and 2 things each they can do that might help you in your zombie survival.
my dad, mom, brother, sister, my moms two ‘friends’ and my only ‘friend’ my dad can brew the beer and roll the joints my mom can babysit us when were all $hitfaced and clean up after us my sister can scream really load so she will be the one to draw the zombies attention to our where abouts my brother will create the games that we will play while we await or deaths my mom’s ‘friends’ will be the ones that will bring up most of the conversations while we all sit waiting to die my ‘friend’ will be the one that doesn’t even show up to the party after all he’s got better things to do (as always) and i will provide the music and drugs

Infection is everywhere, would you go to a military base and seek refuge? or stay in your house with your friends and survive together? i’d stay in my house

Do you even know what raid is? and how to raid? yeah!

What stores would you raid? i’d raid the liquor store, the tobacco store, the music store, the grocery store (just in case any one gets the munches) and the drug store / the pharmacy.

You have 4 weapons you carry every time you raid, what are they? knife, gun, chainsaw, and a sludge hammer

There was a fierce battle on a roof, you saw one of your friends 16 feet on the ground with blood, what do you do?
A)Leave him/her he/she is dead.

One of your guy friends are there with you, you have had feelings for him for a very long time, and you got the idea of making babies, what do you do? scream, punch myself and then bang my head on the wall until i lose consciences

Last night the zombies attacked, 4 of your friends die except for you, your bf, your best friend, and your best friend’s gf. Your bf is bitten, he has 24 hours before he turns into a zombie. But a rescue helicopter came in from a rescue they did 15 minutes ago, they have room for 2 more people, and they are going to cure him. You have no choice but to let your bf go with them, will you go also? or let your best friends gf go? and both of you and your best friend, will have to go through tough times? i’d stay behind

Helicopter guy says, we can’t comeback for you, the base will not allow anymore civilian rescues on high infected areas, you have 10 seconds left, what do you say to your bf? i’m free… i’m free… so long @sshole (then id flick them off and go await my death)

After 2 hours walking back to your base, you find your best friend on the rooftop of your base crying like a baby, you give him something to drink and some cigars, what do you say? its alright man well be dead in a few hours just hang in there.

You and your best friend agreed that your base is no longer capable of providing any defense, so by tomorrow you guys must leave. You guys decide to head north, where the helicopter went, you and your best friend find 30 survivors, do you stay with them in the new found town? or keep going north? i’d keep going north, im not a people person

5 years has passed, what now of you?
Well i’d still be real pissed off that survived it all. I would just go back to the way I was living before it all happened. Each day I’d hope that some other thing will come and kill me but I doubt I could get that lucky. Oh well there’s always self-murder

Assume these zombies are humans converted to basic carnal instincts, like survival at the utmost and the need to feed is in overdrive.

Their senses are now more acute and attuned than our own and hunger is pushing there bodies to maximum capabilities.

They’re not sluggish or stupid, they’re wild animals hunting.

Eventually their bodies fail, which would actually take weeks.

How would you prepare yourself?
I should add that in this scenario you’d probably be fighting "unchanged" people as well, for food, shelter, safety and weaponry.

What type of person would you become? A leader, a renegade, suicidally depressed?

I love zombie questions, because I treat it as a good "what if? mental exercise, similiar to a role-playing session. Zombies would be fast at first, depending on their speed in life, and then quickly get slower. We, as a race, would survive, although there would be a high mortality rate, especially in crowded cities. I tend to keep the same answer for any zombie-related question and cut, paste, and add to as needed because it’s too much work to write this out over and over, so here goes:

1. Shelter should be top priority – finding a safe base of operations. IF such a thing was possible, as a Nurse I can tell you that at for the first three days or so after death and reanimation, the zombies will be moving at near-regular speed, but after that as muscular decay and necrosis sets in they will get slower and clumsier. Within two weeks they would collapse in jellified heaps of rotting flesh and organs, so forget the "fast-movers" from Dawn of the Dead.

2. I wouldn’t even try to get away, I have everything that I need at home. And really, where would I go? I live in West Virginia, in a small town away from large population centers. If I did have to clear out, I would be driving my Dodge Grand Caravan. It has enough room to take what I need and the size and weight to roll right over any undead in my way.

3. First thing I do is move my armor and weapons into the attic. (Never, ever take refuge in a basement or underground area – you are trapped, as there is only one way out, and if they get thru the door you are dead or worse.) I am in the SCA, and my armor (steel chainmail hauberk and thick aircraft aluminum plate armor) is built to take full strength hits at speed from baseball bat-like rattan swords, so no zombie even has a hope of scratching it. My weapons include several swords, all of which are full-tang construction and made of strong steel, and all of which I can use well. Guns are OK in a pinch, but require ammo and can jam at the worst times. Baseball bats, crowbars, and other bludgeoning weapons can do okay, but they are usually not balanced for combat and tend to be tip heavy, which throws you off-balance when you swing and makes the weapon difficult and unwieldy. An axe has incredible shearing power, but only has a small area of effective blade and again is incredibly tip-heavy. Machetes are thin, usually stamped out of rolled steel, and have little to no heat tempering. Lacking a "spine" – the thicker middle of a blade’s cross-section, a machete tends to bend when it is used against thick bone structures. Fighting for almost twenty years in the SCA has taught me that the sword, well-balanced, (esp. the Japanese katana) has the quickest recovery time and allows the warrior to strike and defend multiple times while an axeman is delivering one or two attacks.
Once I am in the attic I would pull the stairs up after me and armor up. If any zombies were in the house I would drop the stairs and let them come up one at a time, because it is ridiculously easy to decapitate someone coming headfirst up a set of stairs. Fight in doorways as well in order to limit the number of attackers that can reach you at any given minute.

4. Never go for the headshot with a melee weapon – it can become lodged in the skull. Always swing for the neck to sever the spinal column, or take off hands and legs. A legless zombie can’t chase you too well, and a handless one can’t grab you. The only "vital" organ a zombie has is its brain, so you must either damage it to the point where it can no longer function i.e. send electrical impulses to the musculature, or separate it from the body completely i.e. decapitation. Attempting to thrust your weapon into a zombies body will do no real damage at all – instead concentrate on severing lower arm/hand areas, ankles, and of course, the neck.
Once the house was emptied of threats I would set about barricading doors and windows and inventorying how much canned food I had, filling up as many jerry cans and milk jugs as possible with water, and taking stock of my first aid supplies. You cannot assume that electric, gas, and water services will stay on long, so I would eat any perishable foodstuffs first and recharge any electric devices such as a power drill and a sportlight (mine is five million candlepower and can run for eight total hours on a full charge).

5. Any restaurants in the area would also suffer a loss of power and therefore their food would also spoil. Food in their freezers might last a few more days, but at one time I was a restaurant manager and I can tell you that nine out of ten times the freezer is locked. A better choice for raids is the supermarket canned goods aisle, as well as their pharmacy for antibiotics (I’m a nurse, I know what I’m looking for), but remember that you may also be in competition or conflict with other survivors for such resources, and they will be wanting to take what you have as well – you may be forced to defend yourself against other humans. Good food choices are all canned goods, Ramen noodles, presweetened Kool-aid packets, canned juices, hard candies, pudding cups, pop tarts, bottled water, and various other non-perishable, non-refrigerated foodstuffs. Stay away from bread and milk, as they spoil far too quickly. Concentrate instead on things that can be heated on a campstove or over a campfire, and reconstituted with water, like Ramen noodles. If you are using non-bottled water for cooking, boil it for five minutes to kill any bacteria.

6. Soon I would be reconnoitering the area to see how many people had survived uninfected, and eliminating any zombies around by drawing them out and engaging them in single combat or in twos and threes so as not to get surrounded. Always keep on the move and change your direction of travel often to prevent them cutting across your intended path or surrounding you. I don’t live near a graveyard, so the only undead around would have to be the newly dead. Any corpse (human or animal) that has been dead for over three weeks or so probably would not reanimate simply because of the level of decay present. Because of this I might wait a few days before scouting in order to give any viable undead time to further decay. As their bodies start to decompose they would get slower and weaker, becoming easier to dispatch or dodge. Within two to three weeks the whole zombie plague would fall apart as they decay past any point of muscular viability. A fresh, newly dead zombie will be just as fast and strong as he was in life, but give it a few days and they decay.

7. "Blending in" with them is usually not an option, as they can smell your blood and sense your heart beating. Anyone trying to do so is committing suicide.

8. As for other "Hollywood" refuges, a’la Dawn of the Dead, I would never, ever, head for a mall or other large public area – far too undefendable. I would also not place my trust in river islands as a refuge unless the current was deep and fast: zombies cannot drown, so theoretically they can float to the island like so much deadwood (and as decay sets in they would be bloating with gases so they would most likely float) or walk across the bottom (as the pirate crew did in PotC:CotBP) to you if the water is slow. Ocean islands are better, but you must be sure they are uninhabited first, and never dock your boat initially – anchor it out a ways and row in with a canoe, that way if there are too many to fight at first you can pick off a few and then retreat to your boat, rinse and repeat until the beach is clear. For me it is a moot point – I am nowhere near the coast – but I do live 150 yards from a large, deep, fast-moving river. The Kanawha empties into the Ohio, the Ohio empties into the Mississippi, and the Mississippi empties into the Gulf of Mexico, but that is a journey of thousands of miles. Northern regions where the climate is routinely below freezing are good places to head for, because the human body, even a zombified one, is still 90% water, and water freezes. Zombies have no body heat, so in freezing temps they become zombiesicles.

9. I would use the canoe as last-ditch transportation downriver if the Caravan was somehow rendered useless. If I was able to stay in one place I would make sure that it was easy to see that I was a survivor in order to avoid the fate of the guy in Night of the Living Dead – living thru the ordeal just to get mistaken for a zombie and headshot. I would exit the attic and set up "camp" on the roof, with radio, dome tent, and a big sign. So what if I attract a few zombies? Without any way of getting to me they would simply mill about on the ground until I snuck down the back of the house using our rope fire escape ladder (which I would keep on the roof) and decapitated a few at a time as they slowly came around the house. I do not believe that after three days any would have the ability or coordination to climb, but I would make it a priority to take out fast-movers first.

10. Various gear I have at hand right now that I would find useful:
Binoculars, Rope and Grappling hook, Coleman lantern, 5-cell Maglite, matches or lighters, can opener, battery operated perimeter alarms, canteen, mess kit, liquid fuel operated campstove, sleeping bag, backpack, handcuffs, armor repair kit, handaxe, whetstone and metal file, toiletries, flare gun, inflatable raft, and a canoe.

So in the event of a zombie invasion, would a kabar knife be good or bad for self defense and survival? Would it break or stay? And this is killing=skull penetration.

A knife should be a last resort weapon. You have to get very close to use a knife and there is always the chance it will not penetrate into the brain. Even a common claw hammer would be a better choice.

If it’s all you’ve got, use it.