Zombie Attack Survival Guide

Its going to happen and believers no it. Does any one else have any zombie survival plans like me ? any suggestions i cant get a gun im 12 whats the best weapon.?

Don’t listen to all those naysayers out there. They’ll be the first ones to get eaten. Here are some links…

http://www.ready.gov is run by the Department of Homeland Security. It is not specifically zombie related, but offers advice on general prepareness for various disasters.

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com is good

http://zombiehunters.org/ is handy too, especially the forums at http://zombiehunters.org/forum/

As for weapons, your most valuable weapon may be your size. A 12 year old can fit into tight spaces and hide easier than an adult. Other than that, just let me say that blades don’t run out of ammo like guns do.

If you can, also try to track down The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/. Brooks is the leading expert in the history of undead uprisings. His advice may very well save your life, and the book is available in a fairly inexpensive paperback.

I’ve been reading about all these people getting zombie survival kits on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), and I want to buy one. The one with a few pieces of candy (or Sour Patch Kids), a Zombie Survival book, and maybe a small weapon? Nothing that could actually harm anything, just like a Nerf gun or something. I’m getting a gift together for my boyfriend.
Thanks!

I can make you a real one. Just specify a price range and if you can legally own a firearm or not.

This is a short (REALISTIC) list of the best Weapons to use against THE UNDEAD ZOMBIES. How to survive a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. these are weapons you can find in any hardware, gardening, sporting goods store, and why they are good. SCREWDRIVER, SPADE HEAD SHOVEL, MACHETE, AXE & HATCHET, HAMMER, CROWBAR, BASEBALL BAT, and KA-BAR KNIFE. -The Zombie Survival Guide by MAX BROOKS-

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Disclamer: this is a non fiction book.

I have uploaded this so that you guys can listen so something interesting i will TRY to answer any questions about the book, about zombies or anything like that. it would be better to send messages rather that commants because i will answer messages for sure. i will keep stupid and insulting comments on the video for your entertainment. enjoy!

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the first installment of my zombie survival guide

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Thanks to Tyreehot for letting me use his – Zombies Emergency Alert System Warning – Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6EdnfHCVEo

Tyreehot’s Channel – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6EdnfHCVEo

and His Zombie Themed Hot sauce – http://www.hauntedhotsauce.com/ – CHECK IT OUT!!!

DISCLAIMER: All items in this video are 100% legal, The Police have seen these items before on more than one occasion and confirm they are Legal. All Guns are 100% LEGAL, and are either Blank Firers or Deactivated Firearms. This video is for Entertainment purposes only.

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