Zombie Attack Survival14 Feb 2010 11:50 am
How to Survive a Zombie Attack : Defending with Weapons in a Zombie Attack
Using melee weapons against zombies is a great way to get the kind of crushing power you need to survive a zombie attack, learn how to defend yourself against zombie attacks in this free video.
Expert: Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall
Bio: Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie Survival Specialists. Together they started ZSA (Zombie Survival Association).
Filmmaker: Bartholomew DiVietri
Duration : 0:3:7
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
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crowbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
th first weapon is …
th first weapon is Cardio! You have to train this ability!
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Blunt objects wont …
Blunt objects wont work because they wont penetrate the head? So I guess entirely smashing the skull and brain is fail. You guys are going to get people killed because they won’t pick up a bat or some other blunt instrument because they will think it won’t kill a zombie.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
WTF why would you …
WTF why would you watch this. its a load of bull. if you belive anything that these people are saying i have nothing else to say except you should go drink a gallon of ani-freeze. Why the hel would these people post these videos other than to get themselves known for their idiocy. if they were actual “zombie Hunters” they would be world renowned. Go stick your tounge on a tesla coil if you belive a single bit of this shit.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
in the description …
in the description it says “Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie Survival.”are theyamagining things and playing with weapons hitting the air or something!?! or is the nationalgaurd has something secret!?! who knows :{}
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
i have knifes, a tv …
i have knifes, a tv, a chair, a phone, this laptop, a computor, a tv remote, a fish tank, frying pans, and my best choice my dads trusty sword if a zombie attacks me i can throw alot of things at them.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Don’t forget the ax …
Don’t forget the ax or machete.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
If anyone looks up …
If anyone looks up Shillelagh on google and the history of one thats what i would use. and I have five of them its perfect!
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
:O If I’m with 1 …
:O If I’m with 1 friend of mine(a particular one who’s not beautiful at all :d)The zombie will die in fear from just seeing him…no need for weapons
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
lol i got sum …
lol i got sum knifes like a butcher knife really good and thes two knifes like fast you can stab there head fast
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
too much time …
too much time playing left 4 dead… xD the only thing i have in my house to kill a zombie its my guitar =D i can also use a frying pan LOL
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
mini chainsaw
mini chainsaw
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
@ …
@Insomniacsreflection
Touche.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
What about a penis …
What about a penis pump? Can you use a penis pump to defend yourself?
Not that I would have one. But my friend has one. Or so he told me. You know what? Forget it, I’ll use a shovel.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
survivalist logic. …
survivalist logic. if you are prepared for a zombie outbreak you are ready for ANYTHING
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
@MrInocence
Why …
@MrInocence
Why take something that doesn’t exist so seriously?
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
why does no1 make a …
why does no1 make a serious zombie video? lol i made 1 and no1 watches, because youtube is so much more inclined to really short humor films than an actual production.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
i find pitchfork …
i find pitchfork ineffective because after stabbing one zombie in the head it takes time to get back out, so in large mobs of zombies it’s difficult to survive.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
my first choice …
my first choice would be a lead pipe because not only can they come in a different variety of length and find one in most any home but most of the pipes you find will be fully metal and good for bashing and it will last a long time
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
LOL!!! use fake …
LOL!!! use fake guns for Xbox lolololol
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
I love these vids …
I love these vids on surviving zombie invasions, nice job man!
Also I run a blog regarding how to survive a zombie invasion, if you wanna view it check out my profile homepage, or just google delusional blogger. Let me know what you think.
Thanks, and have a Merry Christmas or w/e you celebrate.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
what happens if …
what happens if they are return of living dead zombies which can not die form head injuries (do not use fire it makes things worse)
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Samurai Swords are …
Samurai Swords are horrible ZS weapons. People train how to use a katana for all of their lives just to cut somebody in half. You think that a regular guy from the suburbs can swing a head off a Zed?
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
watch my movie, …
watch my movie, it’s a new movie i have uploaded and i will make more zombie movies
February 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am
cunt
cunt