Zombie Attack Survival08 Jan 2010 07:57 pm
How to Survive a Zombie Attack : Training for Zombie Survival
Zombie attack survival training could be the difference between being a meal and being alive, learn how to defend yourself against zombie attacks in this free video.
Expert: Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall
Bio: Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie Survival Specialists. Together they started ZSA (Zombie Survival Association).
Filmmaker: Bartholomew DiVietri
Duration : 0:1:19
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
no offense, but yes …
no offense, but yes it wouldnt be very helpful, zombies have the upperhand in an unarmed fight, and the virus MIGHT spread with even a scrach.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
@Kin349
The …
@Kin349
The time will come, the world is goingto be runned by zombies
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I’m good at greko …
I’m good at greko roman wrestling, I think that might be a good thing during an zombie apocolypse
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
i think its funny …
i think its funny how he said quit smoking while Andrew has smoked in one of the vids before
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
im pretty sure the …
im pretty sure the military would see you riding on a bike lol
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
hehe a navy base is …
… btw i LIVE on an army base aswell so im good
hehe a navy base is like 3 or 4 km from where i live il just run there
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
becareful, most …
becareful, most military commands require them to shoot anyone running as they could be a zombie, slowly walk towards them, wave your hands, and they will do the rest
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
lol im good at …
lol im good at karate ^^ but i dont think tthatl save me
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I wonder if real …
I wonder if real zombies will come…
if so i might as well run to the military area be4 the zombies reach my state….
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
being bloated is …
being bloated is somewhat a good thing…
if you have a… methane powered engine.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
What do you mean?
…
What do you mean?
Do you mean I’d have to clean out the tank?
Meh, shoot a few rounds into the tank and hop in
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
That sounds fun in …
That sounds fun in theory, however if the hordes were that big the military would be involved. And even if you are the only one, you have to clean it all up, and risk the chance of them still being alive and you getting bitten.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Yea, but its always …
Yea, but its always fun to drive a 62.3 ton tank around blowing hordes of zombies to bits and crushing crowds of undead… Its pretty much the ultimate joyride until the fuel runs out, and then you look pretty stupid. Ah well, atleast you still have the .50 cal gun to kill them while they advance at your tank
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
he would be the one …
he would be the one to say something about being fat
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
In every video it …
In every video it still the same setting…In a barn somewhere snowy….I wouldn’t use just a bike, I would attach a sharp object three feet long and ram some zombies while escaping…
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Bikes are the best …
Bikes are the best bet because they don’t run out of fule and you don’t get stuck in dead traffic ( people trying to cross the border out of a infected country)
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
If you had tons of …
If you had tons of gas to run that thing.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
You’ll have to …
You’ll have to clean it all up.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
so retard and …
so retard and boring waste my freaking time watching this and yet this has almost 5 stars rating…
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Shoot, I’d be …
Shoot, I’d be roadkilling a bunch of em. The Toyota 4Runner that I have may not be a very powerful car, but with that brush guard in handy….whoo hoo!! who wants to go for a joyride? ha ha.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I can’t tell if …
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not because it looks retarded. Though in case of zombies I do have a plan. A bunch of guys in a bus always on the move staying only one day at a time in one location constantly sweeping the erea for supplies and weapons. Plan B is fortifying myself in the attic after raiding my local shop. I live in the country side so it’s no big dealm it’s not a Dead Rising mall sorda shop, it’s very small. I’ll take out all my money empty it at first signs of outbreak.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Hmm, IF the …
Hmm, IF the military presence was overwhelmed in your city and a abandoned tank (still in operating condition) was lieing around, would it be a smart idea to take the tank?
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Just break the …
Just break the stairs, so they cant get up, and if you need to get down…….well, break a leg!
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Wow, I have seen …
Wow, I have seen you, and u, but what the crap, yu? Dont call anyone else Dumb anythings if you spell like a half mental retard.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
i know! isn’t it …
i know! isn’t it great?!