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		<title>By: meaningless_exzistance</title>
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		<dc:creator>meaningless_exzistance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 10:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gender? female

Age? 22

Body size? big

You hear about the zombie outbreak, what do you do with your hairstyle? leave it the way it is (leave it down or in a ponytail)

Do you know how to fight? no

Do you own a gun? no, but i wish i did

If so, are you able to get it within 10 seconds? n/a

Do you own a weapon somehow? yeah , i own several knifes, exacto blades and straight edge razor blades 

Is your weapon less than 100 feet of where you are? yes

Do you know how to cook? no

Do you know how to make fire out of nothing but sticks? no

You live in the east, the infection has spread through the west, what are you doing at the moment? sit here and wait happily to die

The infection reaches the mid-west, where do you go? what do you do? i stay home drink a few beers and wait for the infection to consume me 

You got 8 people in your house, who are the 7 people?gender, name, age, and 2 things each they can do that might help you in your zombie survival. 
my dad, mom, brother, sister, my moms two &#039;friends&#039; and my only &#039;friend&#039; my dad can brew the beer and roll the joints my mom can babysit us when were all $hitfaced and clean up after us my sister can scream really load so she will be the one to draw the zombies attention to our where abouts my brother will create the games that we will play while we await or deaths my mom&#039;s &#039;friends&#039; will be the ones that will bring up most of the conversations while we all sit waiting to die my &#039;friend&#039; will be the one that doesn&#039;t even show up to the party after all he&#039;s got better things to do (as always) and i will provide the music and drugs 

Infection is everywhere, would you go to a military base and seek refuge? or stay in your house with your friends and survive together? i&#039;d stay in my house

Do you even know what raid is? and how to raid? yeah! 

What stores would you raid? i&#039;d raid the liquor store, the tobacco store, the music store, the grocery store (just in case any one gets the munches) and the drug store / the pharmacy.

You have 4 weapons you carry every time you raid, what are they? knife, gun, chainsaw, and a sludge hammer 

There was a fierce battle on a roof, you saw one of your friends 16 feet on the ground with blood, what do you do?
A)Leave him/her he/she is dead.

One of your guy friends are there with you, you have had feelings for him for a very long time, and you got the idea of making babies, what do you do? scream, punch myself and then bang my head on the wall until i lose consciences

Last night the zombies attacked, 4 of your friends die except for you, your bf, your best friend, and your best friend&#039;s gf. Your bf is bitten, he has 24 hours before he turns into a zombie. But a rescue helicopter came in from a rescue they did 15 minutes ago, they have room for 2 more people, and they are going to cure him. You have no choice but to let your bf go with them, will you go also? or let your best friends gf go? and both of you and your best friend, will have to go through tough times? i&#039;d stay behind

Helicopter guy says, we can&#039;t comeback for you, the base will not allow anymore civilian rescues on high infected areas, you have 10 seconds left, what do you say to your bf? i&#039;m free... i&#039;m free... so long @sshole (then id flick them off and go await my death) 

After 2 hours walking back to your base, you find your best friend on the rooftop of your base crying like a baby, you give him something to drink and some cigars, what do you say? its alright man well be dead in a few hours just hang in there. 

You and your best friend agreed that your base is no longer capable of providing any defense, so by tomorrow you guys must leave. You guys decide to head north, where the helicopter went, you and your best friend find 30 survivors, do you stay with them in the new found town? or keep going north? i&#039;d keep going north, im not a people person

5 years has passed, what now of you? 
Well i&#039;d still be real pissed off that survived it all. I would just go back to the way I was living before it all happened. Each day I&#039;d hope that some other thing will come and kill me but I doubt I could get that lucky. Oh well there&#039;s always self-murder :)&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gender? female</p>
<p>Age? 22</p>
<p>Body size? big</p>
<p>You hear about the zombie outbreak, what do you do with your hairstyle? leave it the way it is (leave it down or in a ponytail)</p>
<p>Do you know how to fight? no</p>
<p>Do you own a gun? no, but i wish i did</p>
<p>If so, are you able to get it within 10 seconds? n/a</p>
<p>Do you own a weapon somehow? yeah , i own several knifes, exacto blades and straight edge razor blades </p>
<p>Is your weapon less than 100 feet of where you are? yes</p>
<p>Do you know how to cook? no</p>
<p>Do you know how to make fire out of nothing but sticks? no</p>
<p>You live in the east, the infection has spread through the west, what are you doing at the moment? sit here and wait happily to die</p>
<p>The infection reaches the mid-west, where do you go? what do you do? i stay home drink a few beers and wait for the infection to consume me </p>
<p>You got 8 people in your house, who are the 7 people?gender, name, age, and 2 things each they can do that might help you in your zombie survival.<br />
my dad, mom, brother, sister, my moms two &#8216;friends&#8217; and my only &#8216;friend&#8217; my dad can brew the beer and roll the joints my mom can babysit us when were all $hitfaced and clean up after us my sister can scream really load so she will be the one to draw the zombies attention to our where abouts my brother will create the games that we will play while we await or deaths my mom&#8217;s &#8216;friends&#8217; will be the ones that will bring up most of the conversations while we all sit waiting to die my &#8216;friend&#8217; will be the one that doesn&#8217;t even show up to the party after all he&#8217;s got better things to do (as always) and i will provide the music and drugs </p>
<p>Infection is everywhere, would you go to a military base and seek refuge? or stay in your house with your friends and survive together? i&#8217;d stay in my house</p>
<p>Do you even know what raid is? and how to raid? yeah! </p>
<p>What stores would you raid? i&#8217;d raid the liquor store, the tobacco store, the music store, the grocery store (just in case any one gets the munches) and the drug store / the pharmacy.</p>
<p>You have 4 weapons you carry every time you raid, what are they? knife, gun, chainsaw, and a sludge hammer </p>
<p>There was a fierce battle on a roof, you saw one of your friends 16 feet on the ground with blood, what do you do?<br />
A)Leave him/her he/she is dead.</p>
<p>One of your guy friends are there with you, you have had feelings for him for a very long time, and you got the idea of making babies, what do you do? scream, punch myself and then bang my head on the wall until i lose consciences</p>
<p>Last night the zombies attacked, 4 of your friends die except for you, your bf, your best friend, and your best friend&#8217;s gf. Your bf is bitten, he has 24 hours before he turns into a zombie. But a rescue helicopter came in from a rescue they did 15 minutes ago, they have room for 2 more people, and they are going to cure him. You have no choice but to let your bf go with them, will you go also? or let your best friends gf go? and both of you and your best friend, will have to go through tough times? i&#8217;d stay behind</p>
<p>Helicopter guy says, we can&#8217;t comeback for you, the base will not allow anymore civilian rescues on high infected areas, you have 10 seconds left, what do you say to your bf? i&#8217;m free&#8230; i&#8217;m free&#8230; so long @sshole (then id flick them off and go await my death) </p>
<p>After 2 hours walking back to your base, you find your best friend on the rooftop of your base crying like a baby, you give him something to drink and some cigars, what do you say? its alright man well be dead in a few hours just hang in there. </p>
<p>You and your best friend agreed that your base is no longer capable of providing any defense, so by tomorrow you guys must leave. You guys decide to head north, where the helicopter went, you and your best friend find 30 survivors, do you stay with them in the new found town? or keep going north? i&#8217;d keep going north, im not a people person</p>
<p>5 years has passed, what now of you?<br />
Well i&#8217;d still be real pissed off that survived it all. I would just go back to the way I was living before it all happened. Each day I&#8217;d hope that some other thing will come and kill me but I doubt I could get that lucky. Oh well there&#8217;s always self-murder <img src='http://www.zombieattacksurvivalguide.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: cactus</title>
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		<dc:creator>cactus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 09:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>gender,age,size,figure does not bother zombie,as long as have blood,
hairstyle doesnot matter ,what is food to them they will take,garlic and nails can kill them ,when u did it on their hearts.and the sunlight shone on them.they will gone forever.&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gender,age,size,figure does not bother zombie,as long as have blood,<br />
hairstyle doesnot matter ,what is food to them they will take,garlic and nails can kill them ,when u did it on their hearts.and the sunlight shone on them.they will gone forever.<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: Jesse James Runs ME†AL CHURCH</title>
		<link>http://www.zombieattacksurvivalguide.com/zombie-survival-defense/zombie-teststory-it-will-take-an-hour-to-complete/comment-page-1#comment-511</link>
		<dc:creator>Jesse James Runs ME†AL CHURCH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 09:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Male

17

6&#039;0&quot; 155 lbs.

Leave it






























I am bored now.





























BLAH BLAH.  Simpler questions.




















































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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Male</p>
<p>17</p>
<p>6&#8242;0&quot; 155 lbs.</p>
<p>Leave it</p>
<p>I am bored now.</p>
<p>BLAH BLAH.  Simpler questions.</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p> <br /><b>References : </b><br /> </p>
<p> </p>
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		<title>By: Allison</title>
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		<dc:creator>Allison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Edit please&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Edit please<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: *Kat* to the Extreme</title>
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		<dc:creator>*Kat* to the Extreme</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Zombies aren&#039;t real so none of that even applies.

... That didn&#039;t take an hour.&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zombies aren&#8217;t real so none of that even applies.</p>
<p>&#8230; That didn&#8217;t take an hour.<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: ?me and you = yahoo dorks?</title>
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		<dc:creator>?me and you = yahoo dorks?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i would rather be doing something else for an hour :P&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i would rather be doing something else for an hour <img src='http://www.zombieattacksurvivalguide.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: Nicholas is glad Laurita liks me</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nicholas is glad Laurita liks me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And you&#039;re actually expecting people to read that?&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you&#8217;re actually expecting people to read that?<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: Don't Pet Hungry Critters</title>
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		<dc:creator>Don't Pet Hungry Critters</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who the hell spends an hour on 1 question?&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who the hell spends an hour on 1 question?<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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